Monday, January 18, 2010

Cosmetic Foot Surgery Should I Let My Friend Do Surgery On My Toes?

Should I let my friend do surgery on my toes? - cosmetic foot surgery

I have 7 toes on my right foot and only four on the left side. I want my legs fixed, but my insurance will not pay for cosmetic surgery of the foot. I have a friend Mart, the friends with a butcher at Wal is. The Butcher's knives are so strong that they would feel. My friend asked to borrow his knife and then delete my 2 extra points if you were one of my dogs, I like 5 "After the toes are outside of us expect to go to the emergency room and tell them it was an accident and then again with the other foot, and sew. I've heard that if you are carrying the body be placed in a glass of milk, then refrigerate. Do you think that this operation will be my appearance and general well-being improved.

15 comments:

Jen C said...

YES!
You should do, you will feel afterwards will be good.
It does not hurt at all and that your friend should try at least one of the toes, sew, unless you have six fingers to compensate for all these years of his left foot, like a feeling of inferiority.
In this way, you do not need to lie!
Make your friend in the practice of the first pork chops, to ensure only that you will experience.
If you decide to go to the hospital anyway, the best way to put parts of the body stuffed in a zip-lock obtained, then in a zip-lock bag with ice largest.
There is only one thing worries me .... How can your dog away?
I mean ... That is crazy!
Find another way to get back to his friend.
You can configure a large nose or ears back!
Good luck and tell us how it happened.

Adeel said...

NO. I really hope it was a joke.

BBall Chic #34 KmR said...

What do you mean crazy?

ougal said...

It would not be safe for them to do the surgery if they are doctors. You can get some kind of infection and to lose his footing.

WilljCli... said...

Place in a small plastic bag, then ice. Milk for the tooth. Taking paracetamol before taking over the pain.

SunnyK said...

Wow. I hope you joking. Not. Please.

You need 4channer lol

turtle_e... said...

When the pain of love, the site of the blood (possibly blood) and the risk of death before throwing,! I doubt that I am seven toes on one foot and only four in the other. I am not a doctor, but I assure you, you will not go well. In any case, no "sharp knife" at Wal-Mart, because the meat is not the kind of butcher. All are of semi. You're young, delivered and dare I say stupid. It appears that your joke does not go so well. Nice try, but for children.

Cracked said...

Oh yes, it sounds like a great idea, except I'm not so sure that milk.

BR said...

I can not believe that you think yourself.

wile e coyote super genius said...

I say let their feet and go to the bank and the search for two different sizes, tennis / walking shoes, you buy two pairs, but at least they are cheap.
Cut toe involves cutting the bone, nerves, etc. It is hoped to provide for a miracle, is the personal doctor of the night.

osto11 said...

Yes, you should. Take a first round 12

quenneth... said...

haha really funny.

If this is serious, then you anyway just for the examination of a lame-brain plan to help ....

ncgirl said...

Please do not try to do something like that. Do you really think it can not bear the pain of a knife, but the bones of the toes?

This could go very wrong and you can still lose toes.

jasmineb... said...

No way! but I think it's a joke.

cabhappy... said...

and this is a joke anyway, because even if we cut off two fingers of his right foot rests and additional planting UR UR both left to stay for a freak with 6 fingers on his left foot UR. Mathematics UR not so bad.

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